maltedmilkshakes:

(pulls top cover of cup ramen off without tearing the sides) as you can see i am simply one hell of a butler

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

queerfabulousmermaid:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

YEEESSSSS

awkward-lee:

My Canadian Adventures (x)

on a serious note though… this is important. it doesn’t matter if you are talking to your idol or your best friend. their sex life is none of your business. if they are comfortable with sharing that information with you that’s their choice… not yours. 

(Source: raydayton)

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

distance:

Japan preparing for war

(Source: distance)

scissor-happy:

It’s about time to break out my favorite eyeshadow.

swozor:

queerlittlepup:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

a-study-in-lobo:

I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old

Nope, my parents did this to me well into my 20’s and I moved out of their place when I was 18. 

I’m 19 and my parents still do this

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u